If Dogs could vote they would most certainly be Republicans.

(1)  Dogs are very protective of their offspring.  So they would not support abortion, or allow strangers to brainwash their pups with perverted Ideology.

(2)  Dogs Love meat too much to be vegans.

(3)  Dogs are very defensive when it comes to their belongings (such as Food, and chew toys)  so they would not Support Communist/Socialist or even high taxes.

(4)  Dogs are of a spiritual nature, so they would not agree with atheism, due to the fact their name spells “God” in reverse.

(5)  Dogs are too intelligent to be fooled by alarmist myths about the environment such as Global Warming.  (Chicken Little might Fall For it though.)

(6)   Dogs wouldn’t “Co-Exist” with other species such as cats who they consider enemies.

(7)  Dogs are too playful to live under the strict rules of Political Correctness.

The only Dog who was somewhat “Liberal” was my Aunts Dog Grace, Due to the fact she was afraid of Guns.  (And as with Liberals, she was not capable of discerning between good people with guns and bad people with guns!)

The Moral of this Story is that Dogs are generally smarter, and of a higher Ethical Standard than most Democrats!